I Miss You

Dear my lost eraser,

I'm sorry left you in the math room a couple of weeks ago, I didn't mean to, but I forogt about you when my friend asked me about lunch. I miss you smile that my friend drew on you just to annoy me. I regret making that large hole in you with a pencil when I was my doing my homework. You were the best thing to play around with when I was bored. The reason why I'm writin this to you is because I didn't actually bother to look around for you; I found your sister in the cupboard. I hope whoever finds you will use you with care and passion as I had for you.

Best,
Sara

P.S. Take care and just make sure you don't sucked up by a vaccume cleaner.

Sestinette

Christmas celebrating
help giving
chimpanzee petting
book reading
palm foretelling
pie craving

palm reading
Christmas craving
pie celebrating
chimpanzee foretelling
help petting
book giving

chimpanzee celebrating
book eating
pie foretelling
palm petting
Christmas reading

Shimmer and the Snowman's Scarf

Shimmer the unicorn's husband, Holmes passd away two days ago. She looked for ways to get Holmes back; reincarnation and the Sorcerer's stone. However nothing seemed to click, until she found out about "the Snowman's scarf". Her quest was quite easy actually; she booked a flight to the North Pole and followed the map she printed off wikipedia. The snowman refused to give the scarf, he yelled, "Over my dead body!" Shimmer had no problem with showing off some of her kung-fu moves she learing in Beijing. However many times she placed the scarf on Holmes, he did not come back to life, which waasn't too surprising since she found this information from the internet.

My "To Solve" List

-going on msn and facebook too much
-algebra
-leaving things until the last minute
-eating too much chocolate and ice cream
- biting my nails
-chewing my pens
-overloading myself
-my clumsiness
-my gullibleness
-reading fred basset and calvin and hobbes even before doing my homework
-slow laptop
-laziness
-saying things before I think about it

Did You Know

The word gullable is not on the dictionary? A millipede is a type of centipede. The Dalai Lama is a two headed llama. Shakespere married a woman called Brad Pitt; not the one from Hollywood, ther was another Brad Pitt in those days. Haha, I can't believe you fell for that!

100% Me!

30% happiness
24% imaginative
23% birthdays
20% sports
19% curious
18% gullible
17% ambitious
14% Christmas
15% dramatic
13% childishness
12% friends
11% Trick or Treating
10% mischief
9% determined
8% lasagna
7% Scrabble
5% Happy Meal
3% pizza
1% mathematical

Everything I Need to Know I Learned In Kindergarten

Pulling, pushing, hitting, or any action that might injure another would result to angry mothers calling my mom.
Never run around with mechanical pencils especially when the lead is poking out!
Your friends can get mad at you when you steal their snacks.
Sand is not edible.
Nor is play-do, crayola, or chapstick.
Don't mess around with computers.
Bugs arn't nice, especially the ones that buzz.
Sharing is caring.
Movie nights always come with popcorn.
When people lie chant, "Liar, liar pants on fire!"
Don't holler random numbers when others are counting.
You can't name your dog, "Dog".
Stranger Danger
When you wan't to annoy someone sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves." or finish the whole "100 beers song".