Everything I Need to Know I Learned In Kindergarten

Pulling, pushing, hitting, or any action that might injure another would result to angry mothers calling my mom.
Never run around with mechanical pencils especially when the lead is poking out!
Your friends can get mad at you when you steal their snacks.
Sand is not edible.
Nor is play-do, crayola, or chapstick.
Don't mess around with computers.
Bugs arn't nice, especially the ones that buzz.
Sharing is caring.
Movie nights always come with popcorn.
When people lie chant, "Liar, liar pants on fire!"
Don't holler random numbers when others are counting.
You can't name your dog, "Dog".
Stranger Danger
When you wan't to annoy someone sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves." or finish the whole "100 beers song".